Mr. Burns finally gets to listen to the answering machine

message of a lifetime....Enjoy

I am not an avid Family Guy watcher, but this is hilarious

Best prank call I have ever heard

Enjoy

I know that Egypt is known for how cruely they treat

prisoners of war and they are the architects of some of the worst means of torture known to man. With all that said, they are famous because of how direct they are and here is another example of their genius. Swine flu problem??? Just kill all the pigs in the country. Problem solved.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_he_me/ml_egypt_swine_flu



In the spirit of my Buckeye honkness...enjoy some delectable TP hotness

Amy Poehler and her show Parks and Recreation

"Hey Amy, Steve Carell called and he wants his subplots, random humor and his ENTIRE SHOW back."

What a let down.

Getting Pencil Whipped

Well everyone...I am back. Better than ever.

This past Monday I participated in a charity golf tournament at The Governor's Club in Brentwood, Tennessee. I have won this tournament twice in the past 5 years and finished 2nd, two other times. This year we played very well and lost by 3 strokes. No way we got beat that bad. The power of the pencil is very underrated, especially in an unofficially scored golf tourney. I am not a sore loser, just an experienced winner.

You know what's better than being "pencil whipped" in a charity golf tourney???


Answer: Everything.

Enjoy this little piece of movie genius